A luke-warm hello to whoever will actually read this. The only reason I started writing this blog is because my psychiatrist told me to. There is no way in hell I would have decided to do this by myself. The insane struggle I’ve had just getting to the stage where I can write my first post for this blog is testament to the idiocracy of online journalism. Remember when the computer doesn’t do what you want it to, don’t hit the screen, because it’s not actually the computer – kick the shit out of the big box instead.
I must state that this is not a cry for help in an unfair world; I don’t give two shits about how many friends I have on my myspace. This is not one of those blogs where I tell you how cool my life is and back it up with photographic evidence. "Ooh! We went to this little shit-hole town for our entire leave allocation and look at Tina smiling, we had so much fun, it’s the best, my life is slightly better than yours". Wankers.
So I will be updating this blog whenever I have absolutely nothing else to do. If there is a mildly interesting documentary about ants on TV, don’t expect a post. My name is Joseph John, but my friends (both of them) call me ‘irritable Joe’ (wankers) and this is my blog.
- IJ
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